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Things that would change about our eating habits if I were a 'good mom'

1. Meal planning. I'd do it. As it goes right now, I grab whatever is available and stick it on a plate.
2. Teeth would be brushed twice a day, regardless of how much I don't feel like it.
3. Eating food off the floor would be verboten.
4. The car would not be mistaken for a traveling compost bin.
5. My children would not be eating Balance Bars for dinner...in the bathtub.
6. Ella's bedtime snack would not be bacon. Seriously, what child asks for, and eats, bacon for a pre-bed snack?
7. A dinner of clementines would not be considered nutritious.
8. Our major food groups would not be frozen blueberries, yogurt, and pancakes.
9. Vegetables on the plate would not be treated as garnish.
10. I would not laugh when I read 'experts' say that toddlers like to try a variety of colorful foods.